I am Green Day’s Walking Contradiction
November 7, 2008 by borababy
I’m 4’11” but I manage to look 5’11” in pictures.
I’ve a small bone structure but I’m also made up of 25% body fat.
I don’t eat liver but I absolutely love Reno liver spread.
I am so bad with directions but so fascinated with maps.
I love the sea but I’m also very afraid of it.
I don’t dream of being a boss but (outside work) I don’t like being told what to do.
I’m a control freak but I don’t like being responsible for other people.
My pictures don’t look it but I am actually a very shy person. No bull.
I rarely wear make-up or go to the salon but I’m actually vain.
I’m vain but I’m actually low maintenance (kahit itanong nyo pa kay Armin).
I don’t mind eating, shopping or watching a movie alone. But I don’t like sleeping alone.
I like attending my parents’ family/friends gathering but I rarely talk to anyone.
I am not Ms. Friendship but I can be a fierce and loyal friend to somebody.
I’m not a jealous lover but I can be a jealous friend.
It breaks my heart whenever I see animals being abused by man.
But I’m an avid carnivore (although I would never eat animals that are considered pets).
It breaks my heart whenever I see animals being abused by man.
But I’m willing to splurge for a nice, expensive pair of leather shoes.
I believe in God but not necessarily in religion.
I believe that men & women should be treated equally.
But I still appreciate a man who opens doors or gives his seat for a woman.
I believe that there are only two genders: male & female.
But I don’t believe it’s defined by what lies between the legs.
I don’t have a problem with same sex relationships.
But I still cringe when I see two men kissing or making love on screen.
For me, Abortion is not an Option. There’s nothing that can justify killing an unborn child (except for health reasons).
But if I were a US citizen, I still would’ve voted for Obama.
I’ve a soft spot for the black race but I’m actually a little scared of those I see in person.
I used to date tall men because I wanted to be hugged by huge arms.
But I ended up with someone not as tall, but more huggable.
I accept all friend requests on my Multiply and Facebook accounts.
But not on Friendster, “friend” being the operative word.
I don’t really talk that much in person. I’m more of a listener.
But I write really long blog entries. So you better read it.
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